![]() 03/27/2016 at 19:34 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
My partner is asleep because many margaritas, and I’m about to make some tacos. How are you celebrating Zombie Jesus day?
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Been getting a good drunk on myself today. It’s the only way to visit family. (Or at least with my family..)
![]() 03/27/2016 at 19:41 |
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Your wanna fight about it? Go get me Mah beer. What were we talking about
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Dude i just had pulled pkrk carnitas...fucking amazing
![]() 03/27/2016 at 19:51 |
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mildly drunk in Florida, had barbecue and cookie dough, all is swell
![]() 03/27/2016 at 20:20 |
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Amen brother.
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YOU’RE BUYING ME A BEER? AWESOME!
![]() 03/27/2016 at 20:21 |
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Awwwww, we don’t have any cookie dough. WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?
![]() 03/27/2016 at 20:30 |
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Margaritas, Gulden Draak, and lots of yard games. Good times
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Two bacon burgers, donner kebab meat and chips, oh and found a ten pack of Draught Guinness. Yay.
Jesus walks into a bar and says .....
“I’ll just have water”
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I once farted in an Apple Store and everyone got really mad ..
It’s not my fault they don’t have Windows
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Last night I was watching this movie with creepy organ music, when all of a sudden I found myself shouting at the top of my lungs ”DON’T GO IN THAT CHURCH FOR HEAVENS SAKE!!!”
My wife goes “ for goodness sake, what are you watching?”
“Our wedding video” I replied!!.
![]() 03/27/2016 at 20:42 |
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Cooked Danish for my girlfriend’s sake since it’s a bigger day to Danes than it is to pesky Americans.
Local cider instead of beer though.
![]() 03/27/2016 at 21:03 |
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I just covered 930 kms in 6:45 h while religiously following the speed limits, because I can’t risk another ticket. Having some Chardonnay to wind down.
![]() 03/27/2016 at 21:08 |
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Woke up in Austin, children went out to find the plastic eggs that the Easter Bunny had hidden the night before. Only half remained, as apparently deer have an appetite for chocolate and the know-how to open plastic eggs (stomp on them). Had breakfast, packed, bugged out to Houston by 1.
The kids are now playing Minecraft and are about to be put to bed so the adults can watch The Walking Dead.
Big day.
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Puffalumps!
I wrote about my 944 and then took a nap with my Easter Puffalumps.